Kamla : Is your system free ?
Champak : What Kamla , this is the eighth machine . What is your program about ? a demon .
Kamla : Champak Lal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumba : Hey Kamla , are you running the program on my system , even the login screen is taking hours to pop up.
Timon & Vimla : [ giggle]
Hippo : Hey , i want to make this 30MB text file tab separated , replace those commas .
Champak : What you using ? Definitely windows . It would take hours even machine may hang . Use gedit , Linux dude .

[- UNFORTUNATELY LINUX ALSO GOT HUNG UP - ]

Kamla : Champak Lal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Champak : KTB , Kamla the Bai …………………………….
Timon : Mujhe bhook lagi hai , apan kabhi ko khane ko jayenge .
Pumba :Come lets go , food for thought . Where is mamu ? [ Locks his screen ]
Champak : Call the chat master also .

Banken Lal : Ae idhar aa . Ye linux main pen drive mount kar .
Ramu : [As usual keeps the celphone in the place of mouse.]
Banken Lal : Kya be jaada masti soojh rahi hai tujhe . Chal lag jaa apni excel sheet main .

to be continued …. keep reading

Pleas Note: The blog is not meant to offend someone .