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The english class is in its full flashed oral test session . The faculty miss Deshpande was firing questions on the students related to some Shakespearen literature . Mohan , the timid and shy fellow was next on the hit list .

Miss Deshpande : What does Mr. Shakespear wants to convey in his writing Mcbeth?

Mohan : [whispering] hmm…. pardon mam .

Miss Deshpande : [irritated] Are you deaf ? What does mr Shakespear wants to convey in his writing Mcbeth?

Mohan : [whispering , not audible] hmm….aa…

Miss Deshpande: [higly irritated] …. Zor se bolo [Speak loudly].

A sound from the backbench : Jai Mata Di … [ praising the Indian goddess Durga ].

[ The whole class bursts into laughter and Mohan made an escape as time got over the bell rang off ]