The ” cOnSTiTuTiOn ” of B.Tech
PREAMBLE
Motto: “Akal badi ki bhains : Bhains”
We take the oath to produce as many ENGINEERS as we can , with an higher end CGPA ( max =10.0 ) , it really doesn’t matters the amount of knowledge and concept that they develop during their tenure of four years. As its a process of “minimum input and maximum output“, after all , we are manufacturing FODDER to FEED the BUFFALOES. Therefore , quantity is what that matters . As “Akal badi ki bhains …. ans. Bhains(Buffalo)[WHICH IS MORE BIG , BRAIN POWER OR BUFFALO : BUFFALO] “.
ESSENTIAL FEATURES
–> Increase in marks after distribution of copies is highly encouraged , provided you have the capibilties like influencing by flattering or you belong to same creed of the faculty or if you are a girl .
–> Dont dare to understand the concept or the underlying logic , as it may hinder the correction process. It is highly expected from you to cram each and every word released during the classroom lecture .
eg. 1+1 =2 may also seek relevance , if it was told in the class. It should not be taken as obvious .
–> Teacher is always right , dont try to prove Newton’s laws of motion .
–> The exact grammar along with punctuation marks as stated in the textbook is to be repdroced , failing to abide by the same may attract reduction in marks.
–> The threshold is determined solely by the quantity . Your marks will be alloted with respect to the answer sheet amounting to the maximum number of pages. It doesnt matters whether that is relevant w.r.t the question.But since someone has mentioned , you are also expected to do the same.
–> The standards of the paper shall be determined by the weakest student , as the aim is to bring him/her to the top , no one will speak the word COMPETITION.
–> Please do not challenge the capability of the faculty , he/she is new in this area , ready to slaughter
your future , its a pure learning process , your faculty is also learning from you.
–> You are expected to know everything , because after completion of the course you enter a new world ,
a new beginning where you shall not be using the CRAP which you learnt during the four years. Therfore keep yourself flexible and capricious .
AMENDMENTS
–> Dear engineers , Maths doesnt holds any relevance , we think of discarding it .
–> The problems discussed in class only shall be asked in the exams . And do refer only the faculty’s xerox . No need to read the sub standard textbooks. You are not some engineers.
THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED HERE ARE SOLEY BASED ON WRITER’S EXPERIENCE AND MAY NOT MATCH WITH YOURS . IN THAT SITUATION PLEASE DO NOT APPLY YOUR BRAIN AND SIMPLY FORGET IT . ELSE , YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME.
dude u r rcoking.. wonderful article… btw who won’t agree with it.. everywhere the sitation is same.. but yeah one thing is there.. “engineers can do anything”
May 7, 2007 10:12 am | #1and one more thing.. i guess ur writing getting better day by day.. keep it up.. i can see a good part time writer apart from the regular job u will be doin..
May 7, 2007 10:19 am | #2I think it’s not that bad yaar.
It’s water under the bridge now, let it slide.
IF you wanted to learn, you did (and you did!) … and it is a good thing that you do not think you’ve learned enough…
May 7, 2007 11:52 am | #3@devil’s advocate
Thanks dude. I am too developing interest in the same.
May 7, 2007 1:35 pm | #4@camphor
May 7, 2007 1:37 pm | #5Yup. you are right , but the four years had been really torturous and with a gullible state of mind. Which should not have been the case. I was expecting a well defined track to race my car onto. But had to construct the road on my own
Still, it was a good experience.
It is really strange …When you look back at it from here..I would say Woohoo..I survived all that…It was really one of the worst experiences of life one could have in terms of professional growth..specially coming after kind of preparation one does for IIT..But at the end of day..If you just carry on..Be as passionate as you always have been..You will get what you deserve…And that is one thing that these deeemed universities teach you in life..to fight..
July 9, 2008 11:38 am | #6