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		<title>2012 &#8211; The Movie impact &#8211; Worth Sharing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rakesh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Case 1 : One fine morning in Bangalore, I had to hire an auto to some place. Apparently, the name of the road was uncommon. Barely any autowala was ready to go. I managed to convince one autowala. His chatty nature throughout the way kept me quite engrossed as well.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Case 1 : One fine morning in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangalore" target="_self">Bangalore</a>, I had to hire an auto to some place. Apparently, the name of the road was uncommon. Barely any autowala was ready to go. I managed to convince one autowala. His chatty nature throughout the way kept me quite engrossed as well.</p>
<p>This is the MG Road, this one goes to Indian Express Bus stop .. bla bla etc. At one junction, the auto stopped under semi-constructed <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangalore_metro" target="_blank">namma metro</a> flyover.  He started enriching my knowlege with some stats. Construction of these metro tracks started way back in Dec. 2006 and its 2009, they have not achieved anything concrete yet. They are spoiling the garden city by erasing all the gardens. What&#8217;s the point, 2012 is near, nothing is gonna survive.</p>
<p>Gosh !! I was amazed. The movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/" target="_blank">2012</a>, seems to have made a real impact even on the autowalas.</p>
<p>Case 2: Weekly shopping at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliance_Fresh" target="_blank">Reliance Fresh</a> for the vegetables. At the vegetable counter, the reliance guy, <em>Bhaiyya </em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/" target="_blank">2012</a><em> dekhi kya? Ekdum mast movie hai .. jarur dekhiye &#8230; kya mast effects hai &#8230; </em></p>
<p>Looks like the movie has made an impact in different segments and sectors of the Indian Population. What&#8217;s your take on this ? Bunch of my friends liked it and appreciated. I am yet to watch it <img src='http://www.twistedgenes.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <em><br />
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		<title>Video in ASCII using VLC, SSH and refine with ffmpeg</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rakesh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how a video looks in ASCII.



How did we achieve it ?
- Login to a remote machine using ssh
- play a video using cvlc ( command line vlc )
- record the video using istanbul session recorder ( if u are in linux )
- convert it to mp4 format using ffmpeg
ffmpeg -i file.ogg -sameq  file.mp4
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is how a video looks in ASCII.</p>
<p><center><br />
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h8gpDaWPF2Q&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h8gpDaWPF2Q&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
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<p>How did we achieve it ?</p>
<p>- Login to a remote machine using ssh</p>
<p>- play a video using cvlc ( command line vlc )</p>
<p>- record the video using istanbul session recorder ( if u are in linux )</p>
<p>- convert it to mp4 format using ffmpeg</p>
<p>ffmpeg -i file.ogg -sameq  file.mp4</p>
<p>- Overlay the sound using ffmpeg and .mp3 of the same video. As in the sound would have played on remote machine and hence istanbul session recorder would not capture it.</p>
<p>ffmpeg -i file.mp4 -map 0.0 -i file.mp3 -map 1.0 -acodec copy -vcodec copy -ab 128k -ar 44100 file.mp4</p>
<p>- Crop the video, if you want to remove stuffs of your desktop before upload</p>
<p>ffmpeg -i output.mp4 -croptop 50 -cropbottom 50 output1.mp4</p>
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		<title>How to make Bhelpuri at home in few easy steps !</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bhelpuri, the exotic Indian snacks can be prepared easily at home in the following easy steps.
=&#62; Get a large packet of Haldiram Bhujia Sev 






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=&#62; Get two tomatoes, two onion, 4 lemons, 1-2 green chillies, black pepper powder etc






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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhelpuri" target="_blank">Bhelpuri</a>, the exotic Indian snacks can be prepared easily at home in the following easy steps.</p>
<p><strong>=&gt; </strong>Get a large packet of <a href="http://www.haldirams.com/" target="_blank">Haldiram</a> Bhujia Sev<strong> </strong></p>
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<p><strong>=&gt; </strong>Get two tomatoes, two onion, 4 lemons, 1-2 green chillies, black pepper powder etc</p>
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<p><strong>=&gt;</strong> Cut the tomatoes and onion in small pieces and lemon into 2 halves as shown below</p>
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<p><strong>=&gt;</strong> Mix onion and tomatoes in a large bowl</p>
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<p><strong>=&gt;</strong> Add black pepper ( don&#8217;t add too much of it, as it may upset the stomach)</p>
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<p><strong>=&gt;</strong> Squeeze all the lemon in a different bowl and remove the seeds</p>
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<p><strong>=&gt;</strong> Empty the haldiram bhujia sev pack in the bowl containing onion and tomatoes</p>
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<p><strong>=&gt;</strong> Add the lemon juice in the mixture and mix well.</p>
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<p><strong>=&gt;</strong> Add topping of coriander leaves and nicely cut green chillies, mix well and it is ready to serve</p>
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<p>The chef can be reached <a href="http://mangalbhaskar.webs.com/" target="_blank">here</a></p>
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		<title>When it rains in Bangalore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[9:30 PM &#8211; 20 K.Ms &#8211; Shutdown the system. Lappy goes in the bag, lights off. Door locked. Into the parking, hit the road.
9:45PM &#8211; 12 K.Ms - Old Madras Road signal. Lights, red.  Gigantic water drops started falling. Being on a two wheeler, had no option but to stop. Parked in Indira Nagar on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="underline;">9:30 PM &#8211; 20 K.Ms</span></strong> &#8211; Shutdown the system. Lappy goes in the bag, lights off. Door locked. Into the parking, hit the road.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">9:45PM &#8211; 12 K.Ms</span> </strong>- Old Madras Road signal. Lights, red.  Gigantic water drops started falling. Being on a two wheeler, had no option but to stop. Parked in Indira Nagar on the juice shop. Had an awesome mango shake. Rain pouring in at gushing speed. Roads started submerging , water everywhere. All traffic rules violated, everyone rushing here and there. No option , but to wait, cosy and dry under the shop.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">10:15PM &#8211; 12K.Ms</span> </strong> &#8211; Making calls to friends to kill boredom</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">10:20PM &#8211; 12K.Ms</span> </strong> &#8211; More calls !!! geez, I am bored.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">10:30PM &#8211; 12K.Ms</span></strong> &#8211; More calls !!! geez, I am bored.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">10:40PM &#8211; 12K.Ms</span> </strong> &#8211; Rain seemed to reduce in intensity. Made an attempt to proceed further, drenched slighlty. But bearable. Heading south.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">10:50PM &#8211; 10K.Ms</span></strong> &#8211; Whoa, what&#8217;s that? Never seen so many vehicles and jam on a flyover (Domlur flyover). Cars coming in from all the directions. What&#8217;s happening. Rainfall intensified.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">11:00PM &#8211; 10K.Ms</span></strong> &#8211; Managed to get down from the flyover, swerving in between car spaces. Drenched badly. Roads submerged in water till knee length. Parked the vehicle and hid under the big stationary shop.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">11:00PM &#8211; 10K.Ms</span> </strong>- Waiting for rain to reduce. Cars, trucks , buses all stuck up on the road. Honking honking ! Jam packed. No one goes anywhere. No movement on other side of the road. Looks like the other end is witnessing a phoenix, ganges in south !!! World came to standstill.  People trying to manoeuvre their bikes across the water logged gaps, pavements. People falling in water logged ditches, heading in some direction. Total chaos. Power went off. Street lights off. Can see big shiny blue DELL on the far end.</p>
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<p><span style="underline;"><strong>11:30PM &#8211; 10K.Ms</strong></span><strong> </strong> No traffic movement ahead. Looks like the inner ring roads are submerged totally under water for a stretch of 4KMs. No one goes ahead<span style="underline;">. The mob broke the divider to let the water flow out.<br />
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<p><strong><span style="underline;">12:00 AM &#8211; 10K.Ms</span></strong> Still waiting under the shop. A noble voice shouted: The inner ring road is totally submerged and vehicle movement is impossible. Cars take a reverse and follow Old Airport Road, Old Madras Road, MG Road etc. Slight movement in vehicle began.<span style="underline;"> </span></p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">12:15 AM &#8211; 10K.Ms</span> </strong>The traffic reduced. All vehicles headed in reverse direction. Drizzling. I too took the reverse route .</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">12:30AM &#8211; 8K.Ms.</span></strong> Brigade Road . Roads damp, but not flooded.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">12:30AM &#8211; 6K.Ms.</span></strong> Bannerghatta Road.  I am an idiot that i did not take this route. May be I would have escaped that Domlur inner ring road crisis.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">12:45AM &#8211; 2K.Ms</span> </strong>Outer Ring Road. Whoa, I am reaching home finally . Hurray.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">12:50 AM &#8211; 0K.Ms</span> </strong> Alas ! Reached home. Drenched. Took a shower to freshen. Had dinner. Did some tweeting and finally slept at 2:00AM . It was a tiring day .</p>
<p><strong>Epilogue </strong></p>
<p>Wallet got drenched badly. It took two full days to dry. Luckily, the two 500 notes managed to stay off from getting biologically recycled owing to excessive hydration.</p>
<p>Catastrophes bring people closer. They seamlessly start helping each other without thinking as otherwise they would.</p>
<p>Voila, it was an amazing experience <img src='http://www.twistedgenes.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>How to crash a DELL laptop in seconds and unscrew it (with a video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 11:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[P.S. The whole video/literature etc. is not targeted to malign the manufacturer and is rather based on writer&#8217;s personal experience. No offense meant.
A brief intro on how it happened
It all started with my adamant attitude to have a dual partition on my Dell Vostro 1510. Fedora, my obvious choice led to multiple crash of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. The whole video/literature etc. is not targeted to malign the manufacturer and is rather based on writer&#8217;s personal experience. No offense meant.</p>
<p><span style="underline;"><strong>A brief intro on how it happened</strong></span></p>
<p>It all started with my adamant attitude to have a dual partition on my Dell Vostro 1510. Fedora, my obvious choice led to multiple crash of the lappy&#8217;s motherboard. The reason sounds strange, but is the concrete reason, as it happened not once but rather twice. Burnt the ISO image of Fedora Core 10 on a DVD and began to boot the lappy. It started normal, but before the UI asking for Fedora installation could load, the laptop hung with nothing shown on the LCD. Forceful shutdown and subsequent reboot led to weird behavior, caps lock, num lock and scroll LEDs glowing indefinitely, without anything  up on the LCD. The usual methods of removing the RAM, resetting the static electricity failed to work and it turned out that it was a motherboard failure. Hence a replace for the same was done by the manufacturer.</p>
<p><strong><span style="underline;">Video</span></strong></p>
<p>The video below is shootout of the  replacement of the motherboard. ( Done by manufacturer&#8217;s engineer). But you may give a try on your old laptop or if your eagerness could not be held anymore.<br />
<span><strong>Part 1</strong><span><br />
<span><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2HEHTvZNWgU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2HEHTvZNWgU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></span><br />
<span><strong>Part 2</strong><span><br />
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<span><strong>Part 3</strong><span><br />
<span style="text-align:center"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sexbfQ9Jmag&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sexbfQ9Jmag&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></span><br />
<span><strong>Part 4</strong><span><br />
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<span><strong>Part5</strong><span><br />
<span style="text-align:center"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0sxMSdCAt-Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0sxMSdCAt-Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></span><br />
<span><strong>Part 6</strong><span><br />
<span style="text-align:center"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cr7TPklZzwk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cr7TPklZzwk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></span><br />
<span><strong>Part 7</strong><span><br />
<span style="text-align:center"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pu5sty8TERc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pu5sty8TERc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></span><br />
<span style="underline;"><strong>How did we capture and process the video</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p>The video capture was done using a Sony Ericsson phone and which resulted in multiple 3gp files. It was essential to merger these multiple files and convert them into flv format for upload using some tool. ffmpeg was the ideal option and worked like a wonder. Key steps were &#8230;</p>
<p>-&gt; Converting indiviual 3GP files to flv with all the parameters viz. bitrate, frame etc</p>
<p><strong>ffmpeg -i file.3gp -s 320&#215;240 -vcodec h263 -r 25000 -b 200 -ab 64 -acodec amr -ac 1 -ar 8000 file.flv</strong></p>
<p>-&gt; Merge all files into single. This method somehow did not work with flv files, hence they were converted to mpg format and back to flv for upload to youtube.</p>
<p>converting to mpg with same parameters</p>
<p><strong>ffmpeg -i file.flv -sameq -y file.mpg</strong></p>
<p>Merging into single file</p>
<p><strong>cat 76.mpg 77.mpg 78.mpg 79.mpg 80.mpg &gt;final_mpg.mpg</strong>(This method somehow did not work with flv files)</p>
<p>And finally, back to flv file</p>
<p><strong>ffmpeg -i final_mpg.mpg -sameq final.flv</strong></p>
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		<title>A strikingly odd web application exposure</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rakesh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Without having to expose your backend stuff to the internet, how do you service a WAP/WEB request. The blog below discusses a typical method of achieving the same. Assuming that whole web system is being developed in a intranet and not hosted outside. Let us call the internal unexposed server as A. We need a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Without having to expose your backend stuff to the internet, how do you service a WAP/WEB request. The blog below discusses a typical method of achieving the same. Assuming that whole web system is being developed in a intranet and not hosted outside. Let us call the internal unexposed server as A. We need a server hosted on internet to fetch the WAP/WEB requests from the mobile or computer. This server is called as B. The request is being fired on the server B, the request is written to a flat file called request file. Server A runs a shell program viz fetchrequest.sh which reads the request file every second for any new requests coming  using the curl unix utility. Meanwhile, the server B sleeps off and waits for a response from server A. Server A will read the request and if its new (newness of a request is determined by saving the previous  request number in a global shell environment variable) server A processes it and shoots back the response to server B in the form of a file via FTP. Server B, in its sleeping state waits for the this FTP response file. Once recieved, it pushes back the response to the user. The whole wait process is scheduled for a fixed period of time, after which a dummy response is send like server is down, request failed, bla bla etc . Let us see how the same is achieved in fetchreques.sh running on server A.</p>
<p>File fetchrequest.sh</p>
<pre>
#!/bin/bash
while [ 10 -eq 10 ]

#Runs in a infinite loop checking request file at server B every second
do
if [ `env | grep -c lastCounter` = 1 ];then
newCounter=`curl -s http://serverB/requestFile.txt | tail -1 | cut -d: -f1`

#Reading request file at server B
param=`curl -s serverB/requestFile.txt | tail -1 | cut -d: -f2` #Extracting the request parameters
echo newCounter : $newCounter lastCounter : $lastCounter

#If there is a new request, sending a response back to the server B
if [ "$newCounter" != "$lastCounter" ]; then
echo "Need to send a response"
echo "Response URL : http://serverA/something.pl?action=something&amp;param1&amp;param2"

#Trimming of the response that needs to be send to serverB and storing it in a variable
output=`curl -s "http://serverA/something.pl?action=something&amp;param1&amp;param2" | grep 'cap\\|img' |
sed \ 's/&lt;src&gt;.*&lt;\/src&gt;//g;s/&lt;cap&gt;/\:/g;s/&lt;\/cap&gt;//g;s/&lt;img&gt;/\:/g;s/&lt;\/img&gt;//g'`
echo "Response received : $output"

#writing the response to a flat file to be FTPed to server B
`echo $output&gt;"rp_$newCounter.txt"`
`export filename==rp_$newCounter.txt`
`echo ls -l "rp_$newCounter.txt"`
typeset -i responseSize=`wc -c rp_$newCounter.txt | cut -d" " -f1`
echo "Response size $responseSize"

#If the process response is garbled, small or null, sending a dummy error in FTP file
if [ $responseSize = 1 ];then
`echo "We are working , try later" &gt; "rp_$newCounter.txt"`
fi

#making an FTP connection to serverB and launching the response file
`curl -s -T "rp_$newCounter.txt" -u username:password"ftp://serverB/rp_$newCounter.txt"`
echo "Uploaded the FTP file for $newCounter request"
`rm -f rp_$newCounter.txt`
echo "Deleting rp_$newCounter.txt after upload"

#Updating the request environment variable
lastCounter=$newCounter
export lastCounter
fi
else
lastCounter=`curl -s http://serverB/mobRequests.txt | tail -1 | cut -d: -f1`
export lastCounter
fi
done
</pre>
<p>The whole system works very well, and the requests are processed and response send to user. There are however limitations to this model.</p>
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		<title>Busted ! Think before you speed up next time baby !</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Advancements in technology has penetrated all domains and Bangalore traffice police is no way refrained from adopting the same. Inner ring road, one of the lone roads, situated across sparsely populated region. It connects the densely populated region, commercial Koramangala and the Old Airport Area, Domlur. This is fairly long stretch of road that give [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Advancements in technology has penetrated all domains and Bangalore traffice police is no way refrained from adopting the same. Inner ring road, one of the lone roads, situated across sparsely populated region. It connects the densely populated region, commercial Koramangala and the Old Airport Area, Domlur. This is fairly long stretch of road that give motorists and other vehicles a speed up zone to catch up with time. Owing to no residential or commercial construction on the sides, the traffic is swift moving. Unexpectedly, on a fine weekday afternoon, a vechicle loaded with gadgetry stuff was parked with lot of traffic police men in and around it. The motorist speeded up past the Koramangala-Ejipura signal   to gain an acceleration lead on the inner ring road. Whoa, why is he stopping me, I am wearing helmet, the emission test are done. Cannot escape, had to stop. Thunderbird, as the name suggests was talking to winds. The motorist was stopped by the cops.</p>
<p>Officer : You have over-speeded</p>
<p>Motorist : Hmm&#8230; I was just 70 Km/hr</p>
<p>Officer [Hands him a printout]:  See this. You were at 76 Km/hr. The statistics have been captured by the #@&amp;^*#5 camera with %#6*#*9 technology. Its all given below. I will have to fine you . 300 bucks.</p>
<p>Poor motorist had no other option.</p>
<p>P.S &#8211; Identity of motorist is concealed and is of no concern with respect to the blog.</p>
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		<title>SQUID Proxy Server Authenticated Mode</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We run a squid proxy server at our two system network at home   in unauthenticated mode. I was just going through the squid logs at /var/logs/squid/access.log, and I saw few miscreant IPs eating up my network bandwith by using our proxy server. Then, I decided to tune up the authentication mode for squid proxy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div align="justify"><span>We run a squid proxy server at our two system network at home <img src='http://www.twistedgenes.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  in unauthenticated mode. I was just going through the squid logs at /var/logs/squid/access.log, and I saw few miscreant IPs eating up my network bandwith by using our proxy server. Then, I decided to tune up the authentication mode for squid proxy server. Squid doesn&#8217;t have its authentication module and we need to us LDAP,PAM or NCSA. I came accross NCSA based authentication at http://www.cyberciti.biz/tips/linux-unix-squid-proxy-server-authentication.html. Given below. It worked very well in our case. </p>
<p><strong>Configure an NCSA-style username and password authenticatio</strong>n</p>
<p>I am going to assume that squid is installed and working fine.</p>
<p>Tip: Before going further, test basic Squid functionality. Make sure squid is functioning without requiring authorization <img src='http://www.twistedgenes.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />Step # 1: Create a username/password</p>
<p>First create a NCSA password file using htpasswd command. htpasswd is used to create and update the flat-files used to store usernames and password for basic authentication of squid users.<br /># htpasswd /etc/squid/passwd user1<br />Output:</p>
<p>New password:<br />Re-type new password:<br />Adding password for user user1</p>
<p>Make sure squid can read passwd file:<br /># chmod o+r /etc/squid/passwd<br />Step # 2: Locate nsca_auth authentication helper</p>
<p>Usually nsca_auth is located at /usr/lib/squid/ncsa_auth. You can find out location using rpm (Redhat,CentOS,Fedora) or dpkg (Debian and Ubuntu) command:<br /># dpkg -L squid | grep ncsa_auth<br />Output:</p>
<p>/usr/lib/squid/ncsa_auth</p>
<p>If you are using RHEL/CentOS/Fedora Core or RPM based distro try:<br /># rpm -ql squid | grep ncsa_auth<br />Output:</p>
<p>/usr/lib/squid/ncsa_auth</p>
<p>Step # 3: Configure nsca_auth for squid proxy authentication</p>
<p>Now open /etc/squid/squid.conf file<br /># vi /etc/squid/squid.conf<br />Append (or modify) following configration directive:<br />auth_param basic program /usr/lib/squid/ncsa_auth /etc/squid/passwd<br />auth_param basic children 5<br />auth_param basic realm Squid proxy-caching web server<br />auth_param basic credentialsttl 2 hours<br />auth_param basic casesensitive off</p>
<p>Also find out your ACL section and append/modify<br />acl ncsa_users proxy_auth REQUIRED<br />http_access allow ncsa_users<br />Make sure that you do not have any other http_access statement.  <br />Save and close the file.</p>
<p>Where,</p>
<p>  * auth_param basic program /usr/lib/squid/ncsa_auth /etc/squid/passwd : Specify squid password file and helper program location<br />  * auth_param basic children 5 : The number of authenticator processes to spawn.<br />  * auth_param basic realm Squid proxy-caching web server : Part of the text the user will see when prompted their username and password<br />  * auth_param basic credentialsttl 2 hours : Specifies how long squid assumes an externally validated username:password pair is valid for &#8211; in other words how often the helper program is called for that user with password prompt. It is set to 2 hours.<br />  * auth_param basic casesensitive off : Specifies if usernames are case sensitive. It can be on or off only<br />  * acl ncsa_users proxy_auth REQUIRED : The REQURIED term means that any authenticated user will match the ACL named ncsa_users<br />  * http_access allow ncsa_users : Allow proxy access only if user is successfully authenticated.</p>
<p>Restart squid:<br /># /etc/init.d/squid restart</span></div>
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		<title>Firebug, turned out to be a real bug</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="font-family:&quot;text-align:justify;">Firebug, an  addon for  the popular web browser firefox became a pain in the a** once at work. It helps you to monitor HTTP request &#8211; response, Web Design layout etc.  We were trying to make certain  changes  in our javascript file and review the changes.  Clear the private data ( Ctrl-Shift-Delete), restart the browser,  we tried almost everything . Later on after breaking head for sometime, we found out that firebug maintains its own cache of all the images, js and other component files being loaded that needs to be cleared in the console and the net tabs. <br />
So folks, if you use firebug with firefox , better be watchful else keep scratching your head. <img src='http://www.twistedgenes.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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		<title>Last Day @First Company .. few last words</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last day at my first job, few noticeable last words.
Delivery Manager : All the best, come back to $%$^% !
HR ( at exit interview ) : Had you told this in the interview, you could have asserted even to the head of the company, that I will work only with that profile. (It&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:justify;font-family:georgia;">The last day at my first job, few noticeable last words.</p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">Delivery Manager : </span>All the best, come back to $%$^% !</p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">HR ( at exit interview</span> ) : Had you told this in the interview, you could have asserted even to the head of the company, that I will work only with that profile. (It&#8217;s a good learning, you have full rights to claim what was promised to you in the interview)</p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Security Guard (at final exit, I don&#8217;t have the ID card, but the relieving letter)</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">(me)</span> : I have the relieving letter</p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">(sg)</span> : Ok. That&#8217;s fine. But it&#8217;s my duty, show the letter. (Opens up the letter and takes a  glance). <span style="font-style:italic;">Kisi acchi jagah ja rahe honge</span> (you must be going to some good working place)</p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">(me)</span> : Yes. <span style="font-style:italic;">Kaam accha hoga wahan</span> (Work will be good there)</p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">(sg) </span>: Laughs. <span style="font-style:italic;">Waise mujhe kehna to nahin chaiye, ^&amp;^&amp;%&amp; aane se pehle main bhi sochta tha yahan bahut accha kaam hota hai </span>( Before joining here as security, I had an impression that work is great at this company, all because of the big name)</p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">(me) </span>: India <span style="font-style:italic;">main naam bade and darshan chote</span> ( Bigger and branded name, but the work profile is low )</p>
<p><span style="color:#009900;">(sg)</span> : <span style="font-style:italic;">Bilkul sahi </span>(That&#8217;s perfect)</div>
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