Date : August 20th, 2008Category : Cool, Crazy, Experiences, Featured, Hilarious, Naughty, Sarcasm, Truth, all, philosophyAuthor : Rakesh
The last day at my first job, few noticeable last words.
Delivery Manager : All the best, come back to $%$^% !
HR ( at exit interview ) : Had you told this in the interview, you could have asserted even to the head of the company, that I will work only with that profile. (It’s a good learning, you have full rights to claim what was promised to you in the interview)
Security Guard (at final exit, I don’t have the ID card, but the relieving letter)
(me) : I have the relieving letter
(sg) : Ok. That’s fine. But it’s my duty, show the letter. (Opens up the letter and takes a glance). Kisi acchi jagah ja rahe honge (you must be going to some good working place)
(me) : Yes. Kaam accha hoga wahan (Work will be good there)
(sg) : Laughs. Waise mujhe kehna to nahin chaiye, ^&^&%& aane se pehle main bhi sochta tha yahan bahut accha kaam hota hai ( Before joining here as security, I had an impression that work is great at this company, all because of the big name)
(me) : India main naam bade and darshan chote ( Bigger and branded name, but the work profile is low )
(sg) : Bilkul sahi (That’s perfect)
Date : October 14th, 2007Category : Cool, Experiences, Hilarious, Naughty, Rocking, TruthAuthor : Rakesh
I happen to be a regular watcher of the resident evil movie series. Recently, I decided to download and see the latest one, ‘Extinction’. As a precautionary mesaure, I ran the download from a direct link on two different systems in two separate labs, say lab1 and lab2.
The lab1 download was started earlier than lab2. I locked both the accounts and went out. After I came back in night the movie was downloaded on lab1’s PC and decided to watch. People in lab2 usually play Counter Strike on LAN with mute mode to avoid any problem.
Fully excited, I started the movie in lab1 and counter strike was started in lab2. After some time I get a message from a guy in lab2, unlock your system Resident Evil has started on that. Ha ha ha. I ran the download in play mode. The speaker wasnt muted either. The sound effects of counter strike matches to that of Resident Evil.
