Delivery Manager : All the best, come back to $%$^% !
HR ( at exit interview ) : Had you told this in the interview, you could have asserted even to the head of the company, that I will work only with that profile. (It’s a good learning, you have full rights to claim what was promised to you in the interview)
Security Guard (at final exit, I don’t have the ID card, but the relieving letter)
(me) : I have the relieving letter
(sg) : Ok. That’s fine. But it’s my duty, show the letter. (Opens up the letter and takes a glance). Kisi acchi jagah ja rahe honge (you must be going to some good working place)
(me) : Yes. Kaam accha hoga wahan (Work will be good there)
(sg) : Laughs. Waise mujhe kehna to nahin chaiye, ^&^&%& aane se pehle main bhi sochta tha yahan bahut accha kaam hota hai ( Before joining here as security, I had an impression that work is great at this company, all because of the big name)
(me) : India main naam bade and darshan chote ( Bigger and branded name, but the work profile is low )
(sg) : Bilkul sahi (That’s perfect) ]]>
